Dark link believes he's better than all the other links, his brother the hero of time gets all the bitches in geurdo town. Dark link sets out to be the greatest meth dealer in all of Hyrule! He wishes to be just as good as his superhero, Walter white! Will he get bitches? will he cook the best meth? Will he get into Mogwarts with his epic meth cooking skills? read on to find out...